Philology 101

I love words. That's why I enjoy my Word Origin Calendar so much. Each day of the week I learn the origin of a particular word or phrase. I'd like to share some of my favorites with you. 

glamour (or glamor): Did you know that it comes from the word grammar? Few people in Scotland and England could read or write in the Middle Ages. Those who could were considered magical. A local dialect transformed the pronunciation  of "grammar" to "glamour". So, someone who was glamourous could use grammar. Today, it still has that sense of magic. Those who are glamourous have an "enchanting beauty." Well, I do think it's beautiful when someone uses words well!

O.K.: There is quite a lot of disagreement on this one. The most reliable explanation is that it came from President Martin Van Buren. His nickname was "Old Kinderhook" after his home town of Kinderhook, New York. Some suggest that when he approved documents, he would use the initials of his nickname, so they would literally get his "O.K.". Another report discounts this and suggests that it comes from the OK Club which was formed to get Van Buren re-elected in 1840. They were not successful in that endeavor but they were successful in popularizing the  expression "O.K." and it is used today, not only in English, but all over the world. 

dandelion: Who's scared of a dandelion? The word comes from the French for Lion's Teeth or dent-de-lion which describes the jagged leaves of this unpretentious plant. 

Velcro: How did we ever live without Velcro? In 1948, Swiss chemist George de Mestral used a microscope to examine some cockleburs that caught on his socks during a hike. He noticed that the burs contained hundreds of tiny, hairlike hooks that grasped his clothing. He was inspired to invent a synthetic fabric he first called "locking tape." He patented it in 1955 as "Velcro", a blend of "velvet" and "crochet." In French, "crochet" mean "little hook." It's an invention that has stuck with us to this day.

geek: If you call someone a "geek", is that a compliment, an insult, or a bit of both? Carnival workers used to describe a "geek" as someone who performed bizarre or memorable acts such as sticking needles through their cheeks or biting the heads off chickens. Of course, the meaning of this word has mutated over the years to now mean someone who understands the seemingly bizarre world of computers. So the next time your computer isn't working don't be surprised if a young "geek" shows up, complete with some kind of face piercing and munching on a chicken sandwich - no doubt an unconscious ode to "geeks" of old. 

weird: From the Old Norse, "weird" meant "fate." Since the twistings of fate can often be unpredictable and surprising, the word took on the meaning of "strange, and not pleasantly so." That's weird!

hideous: The medieval English word hideous meant not ugly, but rather extremely terrifying. You might notice that the word hideous has the word "hide" in it. In the past, I guess great big beasts with hides were pretty terrifying. Of course, the word "hide" can refer to anything that conceals or covers (including the great bristling fur of a wild animal). Other words such as husk, huddle, hut or house, and even husband (from the Old Norse for someone who dwells in a house (hus (house) + bondi (dwell)), which all have that sense of covering or protection. I know I'm going on and on here but . . . C.S. Lewis wrote a book called "That Hideous Strength" very much using that older sense of terrifying. It's the third book in his science fiction trilogy. The protagonist is Dr. Ransom, who is, of all things, a Philologist, someone who studies language or literally someone who loves words (from the Greek, philos (love) + logos (word)). Who knew that such an ugly word had such an interesting origin?

Audi: From the Latin, audi means "listen." Audio means "I hear." August Horch was the founder of a car company in Germany in 1899. Horch, which is similar to the English word "hark", means "listen" in German. He was forced to resign from his original company and started a new one in 1909. Of course, he named this new company after himself but used the Latin form, Audi, instead. We had an Audi growing up. It was quite a noisy car, as I remember, one that forced you to listen to it, whether you liked it or not!

Duncan Parlett: Duncan is a Celtic name meaning "Brown Warrior." (Some farm people will recognize a dun mare as a brown female horse). Parlett is a little more obscure. It seems pretty obvious that it shares the same root as Parler, the French verb meaning to talk or speak. So, I guess I was destined to fight a battle of words. Thanks for joining the cause!

What do you think of Fritz Haber?

Fritz Haber changed our world. Does that surprise you? I'd never heard of Mr. Haber before, but he invented a process that many consider to be one of the greatest contributions to our modern world. He even won a Nobel Prize for it in 1918. He was the first to produce synthetic nitrogen. Big deal, you say? Yes, indeed! You see, synthetic nitrogen is the key to artificial fertilizers. Previously, farm animals were the only reliable source of natural fertilizer and that helped only so much. After Fritz, far more powerful fertilizer could be produced in abundance. It revolutionized agriculture. Food production skyrocketed allowing a huge swell in the world population. In fact, Mr. Vaclav Smil, in his book, Enriching the Earth, suggests that 2 out of 5 people on earth owe their existence to Mr. Haber. Well, I, for one, am grateful!

But before your new admiration for Mr. Haber goes too far, I think you should know the rest of the story. During World War I, Haber - he's a chemist, remember - worked enthusiastically to develop deadly chlorine gas for use in trench warfare and personally supervised it's first use. He was decorated and given the rank of Captain by the Kaiser. Not bad for a scientist! His wife, Clara, was also a chemist yet opposed his chemical warfare work. Suspiciously, she committed suicide following his involvement in using chlorine gas in the Battle of Ypres in 1915. His lab also developed Zyclon B, the deadly gas that the Nazis later used to kill thousands of Jews. Ironically, Haber was Jewish and, despite converting to Christianity, he was hounded out of Germany in 1933 because of his background. (Those ungrateful Nazis!) He bounced around a bit after that and died in 1934, in Basel, Switzerland.

So, what do you think of Fritz Haber now?

Man is a curious creature. He is capable of soaring deeds of greatness and despicable acts of evil. This is why it is so vital that gifted people have a conscious. Even the legacy of our modest lives ultimately depends on the orientation of our hearts, don't you think?

The Ultimate Gift

This was going to be a teachable moment. I just knew it.

I had the cute idea of taking my teenage daughter to see The Ultimate Gift. The Ultimate Gift is a wonderful movie that tells the story of a wayward young man of privilege who gets an unusual provision in his billionaire grandfather's will. It stars former Rockford Files star James Garner as the deceased grandfather and handsome Drew Fuller as the shallow young playboy. According to the will, the grandson must pass a series of "tests" to earn the mysterious "Ultimate Gift." Each test serves to develop a different virtue in his life such as the "Gift of Work," the "Gift of Friendship," the "Gift of Laughter," and so on. At first the young man chaffs under the rigors of each test but he does it to earn what he assumes is a generous gift of money. In fact, the tests end up changing him from the inside out, developing his character. I won't ruin the story but let's just say that a large part of the Ultimate Gift is what he gains in the process. It's a wonderful story that encourages hard work, loyalty, generosity, perseverance, character, friendship, learning, the joy of living, and much more. It's a refreshingly different message in an age of image, shallowness and materialism. It was just the thing to spur those wonderful father/daughter moments where we talk about the deep things of life and values, when dreams are transmitted from one generation to another.

I breathed steadily as we headed out of the theatre ready to be profound, to harvest those inspiring life lessons that were sure to come of it. "You know, " began my thoughtful daughter, "it's really too bad ..." This was it. My chance to really hear her heart, to see what dreams had been born in her.

"You know, it's really too bad I didn't come to see this movie with my friends," she said. Yes, this is good, I thought. She wants to be a catalyst for change in her generation, a role model, a leader of her peers, an influencer. "You know, it's really too bad I didn't come to see this movie with my friends ... because then we could get together and talk about how cute Drew Fuller is!"

It was a teachable moment indeed. That evening I was the one who learned an important lesson. I learned what the real ultimate gift is. There are a lucky few who have it. James Garner used to have it. Drew Fuller definitely has it now. I never really had it. How about you? Is some teenager talking to his/her friends about you?